is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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