I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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