he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My breasts were aching with rage.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Enjoy the penises
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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