It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
