at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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