WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love you. Go after that dick
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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