i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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