he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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