Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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