you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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