used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Welp...herpes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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