Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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