I wish life had little blips of pornography
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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