Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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