ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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