Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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