Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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