I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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