3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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