I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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