So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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