the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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