I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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