Kiss
Puke
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
