new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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