I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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