Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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