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Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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