She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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