His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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