Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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