butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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