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Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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