We got so high we made milksteak
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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