I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
do herpes really smell.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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