Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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