This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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