if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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