Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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