We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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