So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I party with great urgency now.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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