You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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