Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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