I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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