A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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