I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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