Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my phone needs a breathalizer
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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