He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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