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Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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