This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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