Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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