Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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