I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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