So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
not ubering you a puppy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
