I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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