So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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