I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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